Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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