Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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