I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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