doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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