We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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