you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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