just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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