yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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