She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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