You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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