My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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