D3 body, D1 cock
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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