Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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