You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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