It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
