This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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