HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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