I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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