Tell her she can't have a vagina
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
