We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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