BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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