I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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