weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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We left an ass print on the piano.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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