after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If I die, sorry about rent.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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