yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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