Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you will always have a special place in my vag
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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