After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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