I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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