i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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