Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.