I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.