I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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