got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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