hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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