Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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