Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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