WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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