Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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