were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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