i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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