you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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