I'm going to jail i love you
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
