I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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