Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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