He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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