i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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