Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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