May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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