i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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