Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
These 27 Hilarious People Wrote Their Own Obituaries
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
23 Men Confess What Gifts Would Brighten Their Day
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.