Whod you bang
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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