so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.