McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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