listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and she was petting her beer can
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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