I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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