Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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