He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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