I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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