How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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