Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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